It was always Poker After Dark. I'm still not sure what difference there is between a regular poker game and an After Dark one. Or what separates regular After Dark from "Director's Cut" After Dark. Or what makes poker interesting TV.

"Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die"

Ahh, good old Piero "Why can't I marry a 12-year-old?" Scaruffi. What an awful conversation topic he was.

I'll come as the all-pervading sense of dread and terror! Can't wait to silently hover around the room and stare intensely at everyone.

I'm guessing the TV Club reviews can't legally be called "reviews" anymore.

THIS IS MY HAT NOW. THIS IS TOTALLY MY HAT.

*ors*

The sad thing is, I was in high school during the Seth Meyers era and I found SNL boring as hell, save for the digital shorts and whatever Bill Hader was doing.

So Aaron Paul hates prize giveaways now because he lost The Price is Right all those years ago? Is that what's happening? Someone better keep an eye on Bob Barker over the weekend, they're going to find him buried in the desert under a six-foot layer of complimentary Breaking Bad blu-rays.

He was a rock 'n' roll suicide.

They say that when you die, you shit your pants. But not me. I'm gonna shit my heart.

Can't wait for Supermassive Black Hole. I expect nothing less than my soul being set alight.

from Bzooty to Whiskeyclone

*raises hand*

I'm still convinced it is.

TO SERVE BUTTER

You need to perform exactly the right handshake at the cash register in FAO Schwartz. Slip up once and all you get is a gift card worth 25 cents.

It's alright. No matter what you are, they'll always be with you.

I dunno, sounds too ballistic.

"Wouldn't it be nice if you left the band, Brian? Then you wouldn't have to work so hard." - The Invisible All-Powerful Mike Love Godhead