You can never go wrong with Eric Andre.

Is that what they do at the funerals of highly-decorated porn stars?

I feel like a full-length adaptation of OneyNG's Dragonzball P would make more sense for them and also be a thing that I would actually want to watch.

A Møøse once bit my sister

A Møøse once bit my sister

I always loved the German falling out of a tree with such a gleeful "HA-HA HAAAaaaaaa *thwump*" before Terry Jones could even finish saying the joke.

I always loved the German falling out of a tree with such a gleeful "HA-HA HAAAaaaaaa *thwump*" before Terry Jones could even finish saying the joke.

I'm hoping for Imogen Poots

Pumpernickel

And it's a-one, two, three, four
Take the elevator at the Divorce Lawyer's
I'll be glad to sue ya later
All they got inside is divorcées

Pity?

Santa's a woman? My entire life is a lie.

It's time for…

www.stupid.com

Frumpy Friday

Parker, please, no more of these
While I implored she asked four more

I love R.E.M. and hate "Everybody Hurts", tolerate "Shiny Happy People" and mostly just like the mandolin in "Losing My Religion"

NCIS exists so that your mother can ogle Mark Harmon for an hour

No damn cat, and no damn cradle.

It's "poo-TEE-weet". What kind of bird would go "poo-too-weet"? That's just silly.