Imagine paying $50 to go to a marathon of every single Die Hard movie before the screening of the fifth one at midnight. Imagine spending an entire fucking day watching the (mostly) great Die Hard tetralogy, only to have that miserable piece of shit dumped on you at midnight. I got a commemorative lighter, but I'm not…

Hector Salamanca is the only muted fuck on this show.

I'm sorry, but I can't roll with this. Your "friends who heckle" are douchebags, and open mics at comedy clubs and sold-out arena shows are two completely different animals. In an open mic environment, controlling the crowd can separate the wheat from the chaff, and heckling is pretty common. If you pay upwards of $50…