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Rural Kentucky? It was clearly Washington Boulevard in LA, complete with a friggin PALM TREE. Seriously, right before the credits when they're loading the wounded stripper in the van.

Not that I don't sympathize with the point, but at the same time, there's an awful lot of people who want to actually discuss the things that happen in their favorite shows including what you'd consider to be spoilers. It's on you to avoid those threads if you're not going to catch something the night it airs, not

I feel for you bro. It's a hard habit to break.

The movie was doomed before it was made. Alien 3 could only have been about the aliens ravaging Earth, and not in an Aliens Vs Predator, remote temple on the south pole or whatever sort of way, but thousands of aliens loose and tearing shit up in major cities of the future.

Maybe it's based on how evil you are!

I don't know if it's fair to accuse McFarlane of ripping off the Simpsons. I think the whole reason Fox bought the Family Guy in the first place was because they were looking for another Simpsons (that is to say, an "edgy" 9ugh) animated series about a family) and, well, they got it. But if it wasn't him it would have

I wonder if doing the impression is even something he wants to do. It doesn't seem like it's his sense of humor at all and he doesn't really seem to be into it when he does it.

Adam Scott is perfect fine on Parks and Rec but he really does feel really inessential, like he's only there because the producers liked Party Down.

Hipsters. Those are those White Negroes that Norman Mailer keeps talking about, right?

Zach Snyder could pull it off.

I don't want to knock you too harshly because it's not like I'm any funnier myself, but I find something kind of sad about the fact that 4 of your 7 examples are Facebook related.

Seems as good a time as any to point out that Ted Knight had another "Ted Knight Show", where he was a high-class pimp whoring out a bunch of slutty Three's Company extras.

It is tough to get a conceal and carry license, however it's very, very easy to buy a gun for your home. The amount of guns floating around L.A. is pretty frightening actually and I could totally buy that woman carrying one, I'd assume it's given to her "for her own protection" by some asshole boyfriend who's thinks

Marmaduke is at least consistent and while I have neither the evidence or the interest to prove this is the case, if someone were to tell me that it used to actually be funny when it first came out in 1951 or whatever I would believe you.

Not too soon, but definitely too sad.

Fuck that, I just need to jack in to the neuronet and I can have whatever Mimetic Resolution Cartridge I want delivered instantly to my InterLace TP Box.

Watching Netflix Streaming definitely does remind me of trying to find something to watch on cable on a lonely, rainy afternoon. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it's a long way from the original promise.

I can always find plenty to watch on Netflix, but then I'm the type who's pleasantly surprised to find a forgotten and good-but-not-great movie where Richard Dreyfuss is an ex-hippie P.I. in 70s L.A. or where middle aged Bob Hope and Lucille Ball are having an illicit affair.

I had a similar situation where I found a treasure trove of CDs and DVDs from my college days. Unfortunately most of them had deteriorated due to who knows why and were completely unplayable. Even though they'd just been sitting in a dark, dry attic for 15+ years. This is just completely my own experience from this

I'd tell you to watch it, but I value our friendship too much to have you hold it against me if you don't like it.