I'm pretty sure I didn't see the original Star Wars until it was rereleased to theaters with the release of Empire. So it's very possible I could have seen Empire first, but I don't really remember—I'd have been 5 (turning 6 that summer), and I'm pretty sure I saw them with my family during our summer vacation, on a…

And he had to start over on the latest book he was working on. Also, he came up with a better way it should all have gone, and would like to kindly retract the last three books. Just forget those. He's starting over on book 3 now.

One of the last sensible things my dad ever said last year, in advanced stages of dementia, was when Trump appeared on TV: "that guy's an idiot."

What do you mean? There were no X-Men between, oh, 1992 and Grant Morrison's run.

The "naked, old guy in the locker room" thing is my experience as well. I'm guessing maybe with age you just stop giving any fucks at all. Which seems good in theory, but maybe just stay with giving the minimum fucks required to wrap a towel around you when you're not actually in the shower or in the process of…

Totally. Really tarnishes the nobility of the office.

Yeah, me too. I was young and stupid. T2 still holds up as far as schlocky blockbusters go.

Hm. Maybe someone wished him an unhappy birthday?

Saw him do it the first time I saw him, after transitioning from Life Is A Pigsty, into Auld Lang Syne, and then HSIN? It was appropriately epic.
I've enjoyed shows of his since, but that one can't be topped.

Jump.

Christopher Cross knows what he did.

Which is funny, because at the time, I'm pretty sure it was viewed as a pretty elaborate spectacle.

Yes. I'm getting impatient to see Coop as, you know, COOP. Also, I lost my dad to Alzheimer's last year, and watching Coop shuffle around, not know or understand things, mumble the last word that's said to him….it hits a little close to home.
Not to mention, apparently nobody in Dougie Jones's life has any clue as to…

That's a safe assumption, regardless.

Yep. You'd have to pay out the ass for it.

I see no reason to limit yourself to just one. Your doctor, on the other hand, may. But what's HE (or she!) ever done for you?

Wait, we needed an EXCUSE???

Subaru Will Tear Us Apart.
Let My Subaru Open the Door.
Subaru, Soft as an Easy Chair.

Thing is, that's all they need to do: take credit. Then the west reacts, furthering their own conviction and ideology, resulting in more lunatics deciding to strap bombs to themselves.
I wish I knew of an answer, but the whole thing is demoralizing.

These commercials are the worst thing about watching Mr. Robot on Comcast OnDemand. Every. Single. Commercial. Break. has them. And you can't fast-forward through them.