Aw. Don't you Subaru us? We Subaru you!

To be fair, this headline kind of sounds like a compliment. Who wouldn't want a "world-upending dick"?

That's like saying you knew Jimmy Hendrix……before he'd ever picked up a guitar.

Oh god. Now we're going Venom lines with the "Bane" voice here at the office.

I had the fortune—or misfortune—of watching the Norm MacDonald Netflix special last night. The whole segment on suicide was simultaneously darkly hilarious and sad, in this context.

Taint nothin' wrong with that statement.

Fuck off. The article accuses him of being "spoiled" for not deigning to eat what the locals eat, which—yes, the president gets to eat whatever they want. Shock. If the point is that steak should never touch ketchup, well, that's debatable, but personally can't imagine giving a shit if the president prefers his…

I don't disagree with you. I just don't think the article put it in those terms, instead accusing him of being "spoiled" for asking for his stupid burnt steak and ketchup while travelling.

Oh. Well, I'd come to that conclusion somewhere around "grab them by the p*ssy", if not several years earlier during his feud with Rosie O'Donnell.

Ok then. But the key word seems to be asking for streak with ketchup makes him "spoiled"—it's the first word of the headline. Him asking for anything at this point isn't spoiled, it comes with the job. Maybe it indicates bad taste, a lack of interest in anything beyond what he liked at age 10. I agree with all of…

Eh. At this point, there's just so much more/worse things to mock him for. The guy's a boor, but at least his taste in meals has no effect on anyone but himself.

Look, I hate the guy as much as anyone. But is this really something we need to be OUTRAGED! about? You're the president, you pretty much get to eat what you want, when you want, where you want.

Yeah. Not to mention, it was all written out in their lyrics nearly 10 years prior. My interest in the big "alternative" bands was fairly limited—I wasn't really into Nirvana, and didn't like Soundgarden until their bigger hits like Black Hole Sun. But I got Pearl Jam's Ten and Alice In Chains' Dirt. It's almost…

No, you're right. But would Pence be any better? I genuinely wonder. Put a guy with equally abhorrent views in charge, but with the political savvy to NOT shoot himself in the foot every day—to NOT have the Russians publicly visit in the midst of the inquiry, not fire the FBI director during the inquiry, not then…

So basically it seems there's one reason to like Trump: he's morally bankrupt and incompetent, but seemingly too incompetent to implement any of the policies or promises he made. One does wonder what happens if he does get impeached, putting someone in office who MIGHT be more effective at implementing terrible…

Man. It's weird to think that of the four major "grunge" (I know, I know) vocalists of 1991 or so, only Eddie Vedder is left.

Maybe this will convince me, though I doubt it. Still, they seem interesting as a subject for a documentary.

Never liked them, but this looks interesting.

Both of these people are terrible. I'm surprised it didn't work out.

I think it was 1966.