"There go the god damn brownies!"

The plot definitely would have nose dived at that point

The plot definitely would have nose dived at that point

When he first started popping up in everything a few years ago, I thought, "Hey look, it's the kid from National Lampoon's Senior Trip." Probably not the recognition he craved.

"You can't watch a movie in a movie theater and change the fate of a character, but you can do that in a video game."

"You can't watch a movie in a movie theater and change the fate of a character, but you can do that in a video game."

Funny enough, I had my two tours of service in Iraq digitally altered.

Funny enough, I had my two tours of service in Iraq digitally altered.

Girls: This shit is just like Call of Duty.

Girls: This shit is just like Call of Duty.

NEEDS MORE FIGHTING ROBOTS

NEEDS MORE FIGHTING ROBOTS

Severed Obama head could fill in for the missing Jalabhar Xho

Severed Obama head could fill in for the missing Jalabhar Xho

I thought for sure it would be because of Bobby Brown.

I thought for sure it would be because of Bobby Brown.

Christ on a cracker, that's good!

Christ on a cracker, that's good!

Tyrion is alive, but unconscious…just like Gerald Ford.

Tyrion is alive, but unconscious…just like Gerald Ford.