I can say with the utmost certainty that John Ratzenberger has never been in my kitchen. You can ask him; he's still alive! Go ahead!

You guys, he's totally right…we need more hard hitting journalism pieces about entertainment. The media's failure here is the first step towards another Middle East invasion, and Tasha is Hollywood's Judith Miller.

I had a roommate in college named Josh who wanted to go by "Shua." It was baffling.

Would have also accepted "the Pleiades let him be"

Will is profoundly distressed by the state of modern touchdown celebrations.

I hear they're made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good

I was in a Home Depot and Rawls' voice came on the loudspeaker to tell me to keep my kids safe in the cart. Creeped me out.

"My agent, who has now left this mortal coil, so I suppose I can say what I like… [Laughs.]"

That was exhausting.

It's all the blackface makeup I guess

Only when it's business time

How

I finally got around to reading this, and I gotta say…I was expecting better. I'm not a regular King reader, and though I enjoyed the story I kept waiting for my mind to be blown and it never was. Were my expectations too high?

RIP Becky the Duck. God damn oil barons.

I think mememememoo's death hit me the hardest this year

Chris Robinson took the black.

I was not aware of that

Word homie

Not to be confused with "Problematic T-Dog"

So that means Dawes IS playing the Grammys?