What is this crap? Did this guy threaten suicide on the AV Club?
Man the fuck up and stop trying to get attention you pussy.

It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

"One night I came home, I figured, let Eva come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She invaded Poland. No respect I tells ya."

Buddhism is the best! Any religion with the central philosophy of 'every man for himself' is a a-ok.

Yankees starter Bartolo is NOT a barbarian, he may be part bullfrog though.
What an ass! I love watching him bend over to pick up the rosin bag!

If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles.

You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."