Play Anything, Lloyd
I always doubted Lloyd Dobler would have touched Peter Gabriel's commercial breakthrough "So" with a ten foot pole. In fact, I think he would have used his jambox-over-the-head stunt to confirm what he already knew: that Diane didn't know the Descendents and wouldn't find "I'm Not a Loser" to be…

BE WILCO.
That's evidently the easy way to be included on year-end lists. The other way (the more difficult way) is to release a great CD.