I really didn't find this to be that unbearable. I mean, at least he's not Frank Caliendo. But regardless, solid joke Push Back.

What I should have said to save everyone from going through the comments was this:
Affleck is a tool (on his own merits/by association with Kevin Smith), Wiig is annoying, Judge is ok and so was Idiocracy, if not flawed, but maybe Bateman can save it. (maybe a joke about how he was great in Necessary Roughness).

Wait…
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo!

Hello
Fun!

He really down-hilled after "Simon Sez."

To the people who (undoubtedly) had Zach Braff
Brendan is not half bad on the few episodes of Scrubs that he did. Really, no foolin'.

Wayne's World 2 reference…well played.

Hooray!
Now he can continue to make countless remixes that warm our hearts.

It was just strange, as indifferent as I am about first(ie)s, I got so excited when I saw "0 comments." And then I got so far only to fail now. This must be what God feels like.

Awww damnit.

Huzzah!
To be to the point, First?

I will second the appropriateness of this comment. AV Club point system be damned.

Could have gone with an ironic Snatch quote, seems to be working well for everyone else.

DC Geek I do envy your use of year-telling-shorthand.

Well said Texty…well said.