The Weeknd "Wicked Games"

Oopsie, didn't see those. That's egg on my face.

Why is no one talking about the fact that Kathy Griffin won for Best Comedy Album?

Without a doubt, Robert Guillaume is my favorite part of Sports Night.

Without a doubt, Robert Guillaume is my favorite part of Sports Night.

The door from the hatch with the crazy black light map…

Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures…

George Strait is awesome. Pure Country kinda sucks, but it does have Coach Taylor, so it's not all bad.

From the looks of the photos, I would say Jason Schwartzman would have been a better choice to play Foer than Elijah Wood, just on a strictly look alike basis.

Say word. Dig. Uh hu. Right. Right…

Tim Riggins in space?

I played football and basketball in high school…
NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Seriously though I thought Glee was really promising and I liked it mostly because in high school i also secretly wanted to be in musicals, but couldn't, you know, because of the unbreakable movie tropes.

Speaking for my people (minorities posting on the AV Club!!!), my family typically mixes half Tecate, half V8, salt, pepper, cayanne pepper, and some lemon as our version of this drink. It's great for some hair of the dog the next morning and it doesn't taste near as shitty as Clemato.

Tracy Morgan and Tracy Morgan in…
"Black Honkey-White Negro"!!!!
…can I say that, is that ok? I feel like the honkey balances it out. Plus I totally have some black friends, so its fine.

Activists cleared up Cheif Wiggum's asthma, so there's one positive.

YeeeeHawwww. *shoots guns and taps foot* One, two, three, four.

Well Now…
If I told you I was fire proof and had the cure for CancerAIDS, would that change anything?

I found this on the internet, so you know it's true!

Also who knew the sister-in-law had it in her to move like that? And the son's outfit was amazing.

Wear an eyepatch man. A funky, funky eyepatch.