It's been many, many years since I've had a can of Campbell's soup, but back when I did, it was 100% Sirloin Burger all the way.

It played to me like the first draft of a screenplay that needed a lot of work. It started with all its best ideas, and then milled around for an hour in search of a conclusion.

Tell that to Paul Blart.

I mean, that's just the previous one, right? I got the impression that he was a real dick Pope.

Seriously though, like most delusional narcissists, she would probably have a moment of clarity that would lead to an anxiety attack as she got a clear picture of the monster she really is.

I lobbied hard for David Huddleston ever since this feature started, but the guy is in his mid 80s now, and I don't know how much motivation he has to talk to the press anymore.

He was easily and by far the funniest part of Easy Money, a movie featuring both Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci. Overall a decently funny movie, but the Cyrano scene of him and his friend trying to win back his bride outside her window is pretty classic. And also the scene where they sneak in through a window:

I'm right there with you. I surrendered to it as a ride, and it's pretty pummeling, but it's really done very well. The problem is that sort of thing becomes very draining, and by the time they got to New York for what should be the big payoff, I was too exhausted to care.

I don’t know what their motivation is on New Girl in particular. It’s not like American Dad where it’s not meant to be—I mean, part of the joke is the guy who played Booger is playing Snot.

Jake Bund will return in "Congressman Maybe."

They're all wrong. Gambit has already come out, and it's on Netflix. Colin Firth was an odd choice, and Cameron Diaz's southern accent is extremely grating.

It's hard not to condescend to that hair.

And as always, Whoopi's got them all beat. She was a grandmother at 34.

Only Star Wars matters /
Anyone can see /
Only Star Wars matters /
Only Star Wars matters /
To an increasingly jaded movie-going public that only seems to express any interest in the continuation or re-imagining of existing intellectual properties

You beg my pardon?

Yeah, my point wasn't that they necessarily should have seen this coming, but that it's not a terrible question to ask if they should have seen something coming, particularly in relation to their cybersecurity, because that's a front where they could get struck, and the chatter is that their security was especially…

Well the difference between Team America and The Interview is that The Interview was sold on its premise; the assassination of Kim Jong Un. Team America was sold on general irreverence. I don't think Kim Jong Il being the predominant bad guy was part of the upfront marketing at all. So how would he have necessarily…

Do you think it would have been a better move for Sony to say, "I know these threats have been made to your properties theater chains, but fuck you; you signed a contract. You WILL be showing this movie"? They gave the theaters an out that I think they were obligated to give. One chain dropped, then all the rest…

Tell that to Cobb.

What else is a cracker good for?