Hey, lay off.  He's The Greatest American Hero!  (Believe it or not)

Hey, lay off.  He's The Greatest American Hero!  (Believe it or not)

Just so you know, it actually continued to run past 1996, and the last three seasons were abysmal.

Just so you know, it actually continued to run past 1996, and the last three seasons were abysmal.

Oh great, thanks for the SPOILER ALERT, asshole!

Oh great, thanks for the SPOILER ALERT, asshole!

Whatever; I personally would love to get an Emmy nomination party hat stand.  Maybe for Christmas.

Whatever; I personally would love to get an Emmy nomination party hat stand.  Maybe for Christmas.

Where are we on that "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down" gritty modernization?

Where are we on that "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down" gritty modernization?

Back when Costas was hosting Later, Mel Brooks did a whole week.  I will never forget the story he told about the Lily Von Schtupp seduction scene in Blazing Saddles.  He said the scene originally ended with another line; after you hear the zipper and "It's twue… oh it's twue, it's twue," Bart was supposed to say,…

Back when Costas was hosting Later, Mel Brooks did a whole week.  I will never forget the story he told about the Lily Von Schtupp seduction scene in Blazing Saddles.  He said the scene originally ended with another line; after you hear the zipper and "It's twue… oh it's twue, it's twue," Bart was supposed to say,…

Ra-ruh!

Ra-ruh!

“I would fuck that kid again and again. He makes me feel like there’s a rainbow coming out of my beaver.”

“I would fuck that kid again and again. He makes me feel like there’s a rainbow coming out of my beaver.”

And not really even a flop in America; it cleared about $90 million here, which in the mid 90's was not bad at all, unless of course you've produced what was the most expensive movie ever made.

And not really even a flop in America; it cleared about $90 million here, which in the mid 90's was not bad at all, unless of course you've produced what was the most expensive movie ever made.

I think what he's saying is black people do comedy like this, and white people do comedy like this.

I think what he's saying is black people do comedy like this, and white people do comedy like this.