Instant Cosby's gonna get you.  Gonna smack you right in the face.

Instant Cosby's gonna get you.  Gonna smack you right in the face.

This election gave us voter-approved gay marriage and weed, and the phrase "legitimate rape", so for the first time in a long time, I'm reasonably happy with the results.

This election gave us voter-approved gay marriage and weed, and the phrase "legitimate rape", so for the first time in a long time, I'm reasonably happy with the results.

"Fortunately for them, as Meat Loaf recently warned us, the reelection of President Obama ensures that the Cold War will be starting up again any day now, once again making Top Gun incredibly timely."

"Fortunately for them, as Meat Loaf recently warned us, the reelection of President Obama ensures that the Cold War will be starting up again any day now, once again making Top Gun incredibly timely."

So if a robot rapes you, is it a legitimate rape?  Because if it is, women have a way of shutting that down.

So if a robot rapes you, is it a legitimate rape?  Because if it is, women have a way of shutting that down.

Holy shit; the last track on the album is called "Rappers' Plight".   I need to hear that.  I'm sure it has all the subtle satire and racial sensitivity that an early 80's rap parody by one of the biggest douches in showbiz history suggests.

Holy shit; the last track on the album is called "Rappers' Plight".   I need to hear that.  I'm sure it has all the subtle satire and racial sensitivity that an early 80's rap parody by one of the biggest douches in showbiz history suggests.

That's not a pun; that's just a joke.

That's not a pun; that's just a joke.

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

I first fell in love with Bonnie in the long-forgotten Randy Quaid sitcom Davis Rules, and have been rooting for her ever since.  And Jesus Christ, that's over 20 years ago.  But she's so Goddamn funny and sharp and it's a shame this show will fail as well, but it's a paycheck at least, and it's heartening to see…

I first fell in love with Bonnie in the long-forgotten Randy Quaid sitcom Davis Rules, and have been rooting for her ever since.  And Jesus Christ, that's over 20 years ago.  But she's so Goddamn funny and sharp and it's a shame this show will fail as well, but it's a paycheck at least, and it's heartening to see…

Chelsea Handler playing someone shrill and unsympathetic?  Impossible!

Chelsea Handler playing someone shrill and unsympathetic?  Impossible!

Blimey.

Blimey.