For all of Uwe Boll's assaults against cinema, gratuitous, unnecessary softcore lesbian sex scenes barely registers as a crime. That's like, I don't know, nailing Capone for tax evasion.

If I remember correctly, his character's nickname in this one was "Mex" or "The Mex".  Something like that.  But, yeah, this will probably suck.   Next month will probably be the remake of Red Heat.

"I wrote it to forget what I was writing about."  Forget punching him in the face, I want to throw him in front of that subway train.

Mohammed Atta: "Allah will not address them on the Day of Resurrection, nor purify them.  Grievous will be their penalty."  It is written in the Qur'an!!!Mark Wahlberg (farts): What's the matter, smart guy?  Don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?

Somebody looking for me?