Mind blown.

Great line.

sure.

what about time for commenting on AVClub?

yep!

But how'd you go from Golden Girls to Gramsci?

I prefer a little less secretary and a little more frump.

meh…

tl;dr

Adrian Belew quit because he's an adult, doesn't live in mom's basement, and is no longer mad at his parents. Take a hint, Trent.

Was there a contest to see who could name-drop the most show titles into a paragraph? Because that's how some of this reads—- a hurried, shallow name-dropping exercise. How about prioritizing say, three shows and discussing them at length?

This show is still on? I thought HawthoRNe was dominating television.

It must suck for all of these guys to live under the shadow of the entire Marsalis family of award-winning, internationally recognized musicians.

Great, another spoiler. Thanks, Obama.

Hey Trent, it's not 1989 anymore. Time to stop being mad at your parents.

I'll wait for the J.J. Abrams adaptation/remake.

This guy is on Game of Thrones? Thanks for the SPOILER, AVClub.

The only thing dead in the water is the ratings for SyFy's Defiance.

This is sure to catch all the success of that John Carter movie.

Everything may come to an end, but Hank is still sitting on that toilet in Walter's bathroom, so…