AVClub may as well create a third option for discussing Game of Thrones: (newbies), (experts), and (boner counts).

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I think I'll pass. I'd rather read George Takei's funny product reviews on Amazon.

This must be what white people listen to when they're bored out of their minds and don't know any better.

Oral sex tastes like cancer?

This show is on TV? Thanks for the SPOILER!

Now I feel bad for adult metalcore musicians, forever exposed for playing music so simple, even sixth graders can do it.

What we really need is a Prometheus/Blade Runner mashup. With numerous sequels.

Thanks, Obama.

I expected this article to provide concrete reasons to see the film, but then it just ended after  five little paragraphs. Guess this movie isn't worth watching.

Can Patrick Stewart just go ahead and get the award for Best Human Being now? This guy really is awesome.

I'll wait for Prometheus 2: The Prometheusing.

Will Tracy Morgan also talk more about murdering gay kids?

And not nearly as bad as She & Him.

The song isn't that bad. Certainly better than anything Florence + The Machine has done.

Me no understand. Me like Johhny Depp because he talk like real Indian.

Nice to see Hootie still out there doing his solo thing. He loves it when people call him Hootie.

So how long until SyFy admits Defiance is equally atrocious?

Thanks, Obama.

Thanks, Obama.