Will this even last an entire season?

What is Marie doing with Michael J Fox? Did she finally tire of Hank being a shitty husband?

Obese 47-year olds must be very important to NBC.

Simply some of the worst television today.

A visually beautiful film based on a fun little book. Loved it.

Let nothing go to waste and sprinkle those pubes on some tasty yogurt.

Admit it: the recent season finale of The Walking Dead was so much better than this one. Why can't more shows end like The Walking Dead: a limp fizzle and absolutely no resolution after weeks of buildup?

I understood Upstream Color so well, I knew what was going to happen before it happened. I probably know more about Upstream Color than Shane Carruth. People who didn't have my same viewing experience are all idiots.

None of these will be as good as the epic return of V: The Talkening.

This show died the day Michael Scott said goodbye.

Forget about Brian Williams. I'm waiting for the triumphant return of Alcatraz, season 2.

Richard Kelly's award-winning movie had a television adaptation? Wonder why it didn't make it?

No, Alcatraz was much better.

The ending should have been more like the recent ending of Walking Dead, since so many people were happier about that ending.

I really look forward to a hot 2nd season of Alcatraz that viewers everywhere are demanding.

Was that the Q&A event where Shane Carruth couldn't explain his own movie?

I'm so cool, I understood everything about Upstream Color so well I knew what was going to happen before it happened. Anyone who didn't have my same experience is an idiot.

What about The Dark Crystal, and other nerd films that obese 40-year-olds like to talk about so much?

No more Jenna Elfman? Well, that sucks.

I won't feel safe unless Jack Bauer is preemptively torturing "Teh Terrorists" because FREEDOM!