I was hoping for a Bubba Gump Shrimp adventure.

I like movies about pirates only when it's just white people playing the criminals and set in the West Indies with lots of jokes and tomfoolery.

It's also a Remake. Maybe the hip show runners call it Rerake, because that would be interesting.

Will Michael Jackson own the publishing rights to this song as well?

You'll be reading your own post while at work tomorrow?

Actually, this is pretty cool. Well done.

So Pepper took a dip in Killian's fudge pot? Don't judge.

Those claps really grounded the scene for me.

How did Viola Davis get cast in this when they already have Ben Kingsley? If they had just applied some makeup to Ben Kingsley's face….

You mean it's true, you really didn't like Movie 43?

Jar Jar Binks.

tl;dr. boobs.

Jar Jar Binks.

I understood everything about Upstream Color so well, I feel the need to announce how awesome I am for understanding everything about Upstream Color. I'm so awesome.

HBO will probably be contacting you soon in order to make sure the show continues according to your liking.

The Office ended the day Michael said goodbye.

Too soon.

A great first episode. Funny stuff. I'm in for the rest of the season.

Bolton is now singing "When a Man Loves a Man"??

I'll wait for a book about The Phantom Menace.