Michael Bolton, expert torturer.

No, it just meant Arya has lots of other people's eyeballs in her head.

There are books? Thanks for SPOILING everything for me.

There are books? Thanks for SPOILING this franchise for me!

It might work for a circumcision though.

Isn't Peter Gabriel era Genesis what 40 year old virgins listen to?

Hey, you forgot to mention Winona Ryder did not commit any thefts during the making of this film. Impressive.

Poor Zach Galifianakis, he really is out of material.

No mention of the CBS Babyboomer smash hit, Swingtown?

What a bore. Should have been called The Yawn Beyond the ZZZZes.

But Labeouf has some mean fencing skills while balancing on a speeding jeep in the middle of the jungle. And monkey swinging. So there's that.

The trailers to the greatest film of all time, The Phantom Menace, never revealed much about the Lucas masterpiece that was Jar Jar Binks.

Shia Labeouf?

I hope this show ends the season just like Walking Dead did by building up to absolutely nothing but a limp non-resolution.

What, no Captain Underpants?

The people behind the trailer for Dream House must have worked hard to explain the entire plot, because the trailer effectively explained the entire plot.

There are spaceships in Star Trek? Thanks for SPOILING the entire movie for me.

No Ted Nugent?

Will Oblivion be pulled from theaters after the drone bombings overseas?

Cue that Harlem Shake song that youths love so much…