"Would you fight for me?"
"Of course I would, right down to the last bullet."

"Would you fight for me?"
"Of course I would, right down to the last bullet."

THANK YOU. This was the worst South Park episode in recent memory. Definitely a take back to the first few seasons, before it actually had a point to make, when it was just fart jokes and little kids swearing. HURR. I hated it soooo muuuuch. South Park with a distinct agenda is way funnier and more watchable. …

Does it make me a bad person…
To want to conclude after this episode that House never actually fucked any of the cornucopia of prostitutes from last week?

For serious. Marcia Gay Harding is a goddess and she is spine-tinglingly great in everything I've seen her in. Especially The Mist.

For a second I wasn't sad at all, because Bill was at best a hapless, clueless, unfortunately charismatic Narcissist and at worst a manipulative, unfortunately charismatic Sociopath and he needed to die and we all knew it.

I said the same damn thing, out loud. "This is all my fault!" Yes, bitch, it is. "I put the shame in her." Damn right you did. I agree, Nicki was lying to Cara Lynn. Maybe it's that the Mr. Ivy actor has an honest face or maybe it's how obviously troubled he was about his feelings for Cara Lynn, but I actually…

p.s. I take away a snap or two for what has so far been a total waste of the talent and beauty that are Dianna Argon. Seriously, we get a flash of her now once or twice an episode? She doesn't sing except in the background, and she gets maybe three or four lines. She even seemed sort of passive in her Finn/Sam…

Brittnay/Santana Totally Won Me Over…
As they often do. I give the show mad props for this new tangle, because too often do teen comedies/musicals/dramas/anything involving high school, treat issues of the heart as though they're black and white. Loving someone after you break up is pretty much as gray as it gets.

I feel like…
Night at the Museum and Elf were accidents, total stand-outs in a clusterfuck of kids' holiday movies that adults won't even use as a babysitter. I don't know if they have a "sweet spot," because holiday movies for all audiences are consistently terrible. Maybe it's because, instead of any sort of…

Even later posting, but I also love Paul Brittain, as well as Taran Killam who has saved more than one sketch this season (and a couple weeks ago, worked his ass off being in like every damn sketch.) I hope both of them stick around.