Honorable Mention?
The Who's A Quick One (While He's Away) juuuuust misses the cut at 9:11. What a shame!

Accent hatred
Sorry to poop on your list, Kyle, but I can say as a Baltimore resident, we have the ear-grating worst accent in all of America. Hun.

I don't think one throws another person under the bus to forestall one's own inevitable death. I think it's more accurately used to describe a situation where a person can harm another person while using very little of their own energy.

Goddamnit…
…this was like a grey, 100 minute indie movie distilled into 30 minutes of inky blackness.

It's too bad…
…about Jesse. While she definitely didn't put her best foot forward, Abacrombie is seen as one of Baltimore's most innovative restaurants. Shame it didn't translate!

Club racism
I think SAMCRO's cognitive dissonance between their views and the white supremacists' not-too-dissimilar views is a simple matter of team loyalty… you always hate the bastard that helps beat your team every time, until he suddenly signs a new deal with your guys.

Finale
Easy… Ray is arrested for manwhoring. He's sentenced to 10 years in Oz, and Robert Loggia's Sopranos character is his cellmate.

Ugh… can't… breathe… too… much… class… displayed…

Is this where we post our Soylent Green recipes?

Veiled antisemitism? Sasha Grey protection? Have my ears gone insane?