Settle down folks..
He was just singing Bryan Adams.

Impressive
However, 270 copyright infringement emails are being emailed to YouTube as we speak. They should creatively mix them into one "big ass" take-this-off-now montage.

The coup de grace
Admittedly, this scene is so horrific and disturbing that I can understand why Chris would have purged it so far from his mind as to keep it from making this list. But how can we omit from a grouping so exhaustive the scene in Garden State where the pug is listlessly pounding his pud in full view of…