The same thing that makes anything hipster: it's something you don't like.

"And get some Blammos, whatever flavor, but make sure it's something really messed up." Note to reviewer, Blammos are certainly Combos, not gas station candy.

Got damn Laphroaig makes a tasty dram.

I refuse to watch this sketch. There's no way it's funny, right? It's SNL!

It's a constant throughout human history. The Japanese were constantly referred to with insect metaphors in WWII. Not to mention Nazi propaganda about Jews as vermin.

She's great on CBB too.

This one weird trick for getting through the Strait of Gibraltar!

Gloves are "Handschuhe," or "hand shoes."

I don't know what else to tell you. They're both in the dictionary. I prefer to check an objective resource before complaining about the youths not following rules I made up.

Yeah. You're up and feeling better pretty soon, though the immediate effect is largely due to the anesthetic.

"Tan" and "chill" are both "adjectives." Adjectives don't have a tense. They're a newfangled part of speech that the kids are using.

Buh… buh… but… what about the men?!

Dooley: Hey Bobby, your mom is going to teach sex ed. We're going to get to see her boobs.
Bobby: So?
Dooley [to other kid]: Your dad lost his job.

By "people" do you mean the twelve-year-old boys who come up with the "sex terms" on Urban Dictionary?

Kids today will never know the desperate joy of finding pornography out in the woods.

This guy went with drawing because it was easier, then did set design because it was easier, then did reality shows so he wouldn't have to read scripts; now he's a sought-after industry pro. He's my new hero.

You didn't sign up for the "Remember to Use Chips, Not Your Hands" Saturday workshop, which was highly recommended.

Also learn to eat salsa if you can. Eating the basic kinds is relatively easy, and they are endlessly adaptable to different dishes, and it's hard not to have a good time while eating salsa.

One of my great regrets is cutting short my summer fling with a Serb because I hooked up with someone else. Stupid, stupid.

The patriarchy is real good at coopting stuff. That's kind of its thing.