The Everlasting appearance was to rehab his image from his Richard Sherman rant. He's also up for a new contract soon, as mentioned by the heiress. For that reason, hiding his (back) injury is imperative. Two things going on at once.

Our dog is just curious about the mechanics of the whole thing. She'll just walk in and stare, head cocked to the side. That level of scrutiny can really throw you off.

That is just "mind bottling."

Nah.

I think you mean, "could they have computer animated any goofier looking dogs?"

Dreadfort soldiers are well-trained enough to form a disciplined phalanx. First I'm hearing of this, but fine. Greek hoplites weren't regulars, so I can see that, but the leisure class glory boys who actually spend time training in Westeros prefer to fight as mounted knights. So in a few months in charge at…

"Nu-metal is probably the best, though."

I don't even want to do any persecuting, I just feel an obligation. The mockery was set down long ago, during one particularly funky Hairy Hood jam.

On the one hand, my love for Harris Wittels dictate I not mock Phish-heads too much. On the other hand, fucking Phish, man!

Quite. The swords had all of the weight of a lightsaber. Dayne ran a guy through and it looked like it took a flick of the wrist.

It's because people don't understand insurance.

It really helps if you skip all the songs.

Janelle Monae would make a damn fine everything. She has crazy charisma and should be getting all the work.

I thought Cherry Cream Soda sounded familiar! I did not realize that was her.

I think you had that opportunity with the last Star Trek movie.

Yeesh.

Very dimly, it turns out. It was indeed Claudia. I'd thought it implied that she was spying there, not a civvy. Time for a rewatch.

I'm bemused as well.

Give in to it. I've had people ask if I was okay due to my CBB laughter convulsions on a plane. Still worth it.

Just like the Oscars, it's really "most acting," rather than "best acting."