Reptilicus sounds like a spell a Slytherin would cast.

He's not on hiatus, just working on his new book "Killing My Career."

Ironic, she was in LA.

Who?

I've got a bad… Nope, never mind. Happy Easter.

Oh come on, Axanar looks dope.

Bitcoin Uber.

Always thought she was the weakest link, but I think we can handle the evil version.

I randomly caught a promo for the Late Show last night that touted Colbert as "the smart choice." Sick burn on the Jimmies! Not a giant fuzzy hat among them.

So it didn't take 16 years for Ewan McGregor to become Alec Guinness, but, from the look of young Luke, only about five. Something, something, Force-Ghost Qui-Gon taught him to use the force to alter his appearance and seem much older. Whatever, I'm on board. Anybody tried to buy a C1-10P figure lately? There aren't…

"More power! More (white) power!" -Tim the Tool

I feel less bad about dropping a rock on most of their heads.

LOLZ, now Spencer wants us to buy that Breitbart, Fox News, and the voices in Donald's head are "anonymous sources."

Like you do.

It's Morphin crime!

Best thing for Irumodic Syndrome.

Futuripoff.

"That's not how the Force works!"

These are the good years, in the golden sun,
A new day is dawning, a new life has begun…
The river flowing, like ketchup on a bun.

I dig it for sure. I've liked all their albums and EPs, to varying degrees, except for The Family Sign. I've tried to give it time and then new chances and for whatever reason that one still just bores me to death.