I think the point here is I just called up a clip of an interview with her on The Hour with George S….. and I like the way she talks. I'd totally get with that.

Very Lame 2ndsies.

Brain Hemmohage.
You know, like a stroke…. but different.

And You're a Cantaloupe!

Garner's character represented the cognitive dissonance (or self-delusion)practiced by very attractive people in order to live their lives as if they are in fact Very Special People who Deserve Good Things.

That's the one way it could be argued they inspired Broken Social Scene.

His gay pet owned its own shop.

He Shoots He Scores!

All the marijuana in the world can't make "Leaving Las Vegas" funny.

What do we do after we say I do?
Well, for starters Mrs Supernaut and I don't go to the movies anymore so there's that.

was talking about Tiger's mom - post breakup. The "Tiger" at the beginning was tacked on.

That looked very satisfying.

it is a euphemism - like "I could toss the salad in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself".

Roast Chicken?!?!

I'll take The Rapists for $500.

Sheen may not be a jerk but how about that the fuckhead Jeremy Piven eh???

I love the Ramones, and when Johnny died and the Onion ran the headline "Ramones reunion nearly complete" i fucking pissed myself.

Old people are awesome. They actually worked and built things and won wars against real enemies.

I first heard it in a Carson Monologue.

Jessica Simpson?