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Casey from Party Down is definitely my most recent character crush.  Maybe it's the boyish shirt and pink bowtie that hides so well what you know is underneath…

Long story short- All of the above columnists have masturbated at least once to the characters they mention.

He's appalled that Star Wars geeks misinterpreted his fairly straight-forward works due to, apparently, his shatteringly inept ability to convey what was in his head the whole time.  He needed shitty CGI to do that.

Here's the real question:  Where can I get one of Han Solo's sweet Henley shirts?  I need a little more chest-hair-baring in my life.

Apparently Leather Tunics are back in style.

"The Airborne Toxic Event" covering "Boots of Spanish Leather" is by far my favorite, and I can't quite say why.  Perhaps it's the slower, but more rhythmic pace and the exasperated baritone vocals, but I feel like I've heard Dylan do that song a million times, but never fully understood it until this cut.  I'm sure…

I don't know who "The Airborne Toxic Event" is, but I think their cover of the same song on this album is fantastic.

Looks like we're going to have to agree to disagree!

Norm MacDonald could play Bob Uecker…

I immediately go on the internet to look up what it is I just drew.  I should really memorize the hierarchy of poker hands before I play again…

Poker?!  She's a minor!

It makes him lazy.

What does any of this have to do with Sports?

I can hardly go two hours between masturbation sessions, let alone 1 whole week!

As a frequent concert-goer with a full-time job in his mid-thirties, I'm kinda alright with the lack of debauchery in contemporary music:it means they start reasonably on-time, are intelligible, and don't stop mid-set to vomit all over me.  This all leaves me with time enough to relieve the sitter at an hour that…

@avclub-68c81a145181a6b3092221895a3fd1a9:disqus I never thought I would hear "Visit to a concentration camp" and "fucking hilarious" in the same sentence, but there it is.

Reminds me of an excellent short film called "Hate: A Comedy."

I have heard tell of this book much.  Perhaps I shall take it out of my local library…

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