It's the ice in his teeth to keep the sizzurp cold.

This is why
I'll never marry a trophy wife who requires possessions and a tv show to keep her happy. I'll just marry one who requires sleeping around on the side and the odd cuckold party to keep her happy.

I fought the drugs and the drugs won.

This movie
is my favorite movie of all time.

I long for the days
when things will be priced at 2.3 thousand dollars.

"If they didn't have a part of the song that sucked, the other part wouldn't be as cool."

the zen of Butthead.

That…
Was actually pretty watchable. Nice work.

I know nobody reads these things a day after they're posted, but whatever. I think honestly that Jay probably thought he was going to be ready to step down when he signed the agreement handing over Tonight to Conan, but when the time came, he wasn't ready for retirement. I'm a big Conan fan, and I think Jay went…

Also:
Put me on the pile for a "Party Down" reunion.

why don't we just say 9
Well no, why don't we say 9:30 and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30. I mean, we're all going to be in our late 20s by then I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

I think Empathy is a higher form of caring than Sympathy.

Because if they DIDN'T spend that money, their precious little baby would be mopping the floors of one of those schools for a living. That or working as a paralegal in daddy's law firm.

Jimbob:

Kelly's Heroes, as already mentioned, is a fantastic western take on WWII films.

The Night of the Gun
Carr's memoir was actually a pretty interesting read. You get him right with the description of him being a "reporter's reporter."

Does the New Orleans funeral scene in live and let die count as a city festival?

Man
back in '82, I could throw a football over them mountains…

Phipps:
"The Dead" is right-on. It's staggering in its hushed poignancy and beautiful prose. I return to that story, and actually a few more from "Dubliners" (Two Gallants springs to mind) quite often.

I've tried to not look like a horrible tool and it just doesn't work. I might as well embrace who I am.