I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo.
If you're not on a boat then you're sure not me-o!

I like your take on boobies!

Yes:

I thought…
I watched this on ABC?

That's because he's an adult in T3.

I'll bet Six killed Baltar's dad while having sex with him.

I guess the fact that it seems like they have to lay a joke out for you so that all the idiots out there can "get it".

Whoa, that is pretty scary!

Surprisingly, sometimes they do but yeah, most of the time they don't.

I think that a nod to
Phil Hartman via a Lionel Hutz appearance would have been appropriate here.

What's this about a Mormon and a…blow…job?
I knew a guy that once asked some mormon missionaries if the magic underwear had a magic snake in it that bit your dick when you started to get a hard-on.