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Lindsey Lohan
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Coming out as queer for publicity for shitty music. Change shitty music to shitty writing and she's Green Lantern. 

Good. I hope he succumbs to his thirst for semen.

Good. I hope he succumbs to his thirst for semen.

Jesus fucking Christ. Queer for the sheer sake of spectacle. One more nail in the coffin, D.C.

Jesus fucking Christ. Queer for the sheer sake of spectacle. One more nail in the coffin, D.C.

It's "A huckleberry above a persimmon", you fucking moron.

It's "A huckleberry above a persimmon", you fucking moron.

Zooey is a fucking cunt who needs her face caved in with a hammer. 

The Muslims are the brownish ones, right?

Will Smith is the Oreo, right?

Channing Tatum's the retarded one, right?

Max is the fat one, right?

Artie's the little gay guy in the wheelchair, right?

A tiny, horrible joke.

Fuck Michael Cera. With something rusty.

Still have no sympathy for drug and gun running biker scum. Hopefully they all die at the series finale.

Great. Maybe we can get Ryan Phillipe to punch this dumb bitch once a week til this travesty is cancelled.

This list sucks on both ends. Like your mom.

Fuck Diane Keaton in her withered haunches. You're old. Accept it.

I like the anthropomorphic jive-talkin' baby homey penguin the best! They should have named him "Pigeon-Hole"!