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Lindsey Lohan
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The folly of attempted "reason"
It hilarious to watch you try to assign reason and logic to why Kesha acts like she does both before the camera as well as away from it. She simply agreed to whatever image the producers and managers decided on once she looked up from beneath their respective desks and wiped the errant

Spike Lee
Is a racist caricature of himself. Fuck him where he shits.

Drunk driver?
PFFF. Fucking amateur.

Yet another dumbass plastic bitch
STEALING PARTS MEANT FOR ME!!!!

……Huh.
Shocking. Two shitty shows canceled. Very newsworthy…

What a fucking surprise.
Spoiled fatass bitch does whatever the fuck she wants with zero consequence. Way to go, Jay Z's cum dumpster.

This bitch
Is simply an untalented cunt that hipster douchebags think is the second coming of buddy holly spectacled Jesus.

FUCK ALL YA'LL
Seriously!

WHAT
THE
FUCK?

I love the part
where the fat black guy wants to fuck the skinny black guy in the fat black woman suit. Citizen Kane for our times.

Fuck Glee
Which I have.

Fucking producers…
My part in the movie was written out after I borrowed Kaneda's bike.

Fuck that bitch! I sang and scissored other women long before she did! Don't you guys remember my hit single….um…..shit.

I'm not as smooth as my satin sheets. There. Now get that fat whore out of the side ad, spare tire and all.

How long must we endure the fat cunt in the side ad asking me to come to her bedroom?