Buffalo!

Buffalo!

Both get hurt all the time and are overrated, but Batista has those awful tattoos.

Both get hurt all the time and are overrated, but Batista has those awful tattoos.

The only time I've been legit scared at a show was being in the center of a pissed off, drunken, and aggitated crowd when The Dwarves came out and did nothing but egg them on. Between He Who Cannot Be Named showing off his ding dong and Blag throwing punches and feeling up girls between verses I was lucky to walk out…

The only time I've been legit scared at a show was being in the center of a pissed off, drunken, and aggitated crowd when The Dwarves came out and did nothing but egg them on. Between He Who Cannot Be Named showing off his ding dong and Blag throwing punches and feeling up girls between verses I was lucky to walk out…

Is that the first line of your new song?

Is that the first line of your new song?

I wouldn't call it a freak out or a tantrum, more like very active crowd control. I saw Les Claypool and his collection of weirdos that included the drummer for Fishbone during the Purple Onion tour and the whole show he seemed preoccupied by people in the crowd. He played really well and it was a great show, but he…

I wouldn't call it a freak out or a tantrum, more like very active crowd control. I saw Les Claypool and his collection of weirdos that included the drummer for Fishbone during the Purple Onion tour and the whole show he seemed preoccupied by people in the crowd. He played really well and it was a great show, but he…

Wanna know how to make Death Proof even shittier? Replace Kurt Russell with Ben Stiller.

Wanna know how to make Death Proof even shittier? Replace Kurt Russell with Ben Stiller.

You look like Kurt Russell…..rrrrriiiiiggggghhhttt. I think you mean Nipsey Russell.

You look like Kurt Russell…..rrrrriiiiiggggghhhttt. I think you mean Nipsey Russell.

Is it a road map to all the strip joints?

Is it a road map to all the strip joints?

"Happy Thanksgiving, baby."

"Happy Thanksgiving, baby."

Strange Brew is the greatest piece of Canuck cinema ever, just to set the record straight.

Strange Brew is the greatest piece of Canuck cinema ever, just to set the record straight.