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Who would you cast as his mom? I'm going the actress who played Lois on Malcolm In The Middle. She'd be just the right age by now.

The treacly "La la la la" soundtrack gives me pause but other than that I'm optimistic.

The supreme fighting machine?

I think the trailer scene in particular is going to be pretty horrific. In case nobody read it I don't want to spoil it but there's a specific part where David's sexuality comes into play and it's not nice.

Guernica sure as shit did it.

Lifehouse doesn't get enough shit for that awful song that I don't know the name of but if I clench my jaw and force air up my throat I can sing the chorus.

Hell yeah! C+C Music Factory, Color Me Badd, and John Secada all the fucking way!

Cheetos.
And Cheetos and Cheetos.
HOES
And Cheetos, Cheetos, Cheetos.
And Cheetos, and Cheetos, and Cheetos.

Crumb crisp coating….Ooh, that's tough.

Hold it, hold it, hold it. This is the first I've heard of Stewart's performance in Rear Window being referred to as shitty. Since when has this been public opinion? I thought it was his best performance by a country mile because it kept his corny "Wahll I well I wah wah waaaaaaah" schtick in check.

Rhino was a character who never should have been.

Buzz off, kid!

"Who's there?"

"Man, that Super Bowl blew…wait,I got an idea!"

Gustav Klimt was more of a New Romantic kinda guy. The Van Halen logo probably came from a random doodle HR Gieger did of a vagina while three shots deep at a bar.

Insomniac era Green Day, whatever happened to those guys?

Fuck off!

I took my niece, who was 6 or 7 at the time, to a birthday party at one of those places where kids can jump around on inflatable castles, slides, and things, basically let them go crazy for an hour. They were playing all these 90's pop songs and sure enough "Semi Charmed Life" comes on so I listen to see if they

So were the cheerleaders on the cover extras in Barry Gordy's Last Dragon?