Instead of answering this post myself, I'm going to have Kenneth Roncowski, who generously donated $40,000 to my charity answer the question.

She's still reasonably alive.  I advise you to go create your own experience.

They missed out on a perfect opportunity to have "Gasolina" on the soundtrack.

Argo fuck yourself.

Is butterbeer at the Wizarding World really that bad?  It's one of the few reasons I'd want to go there.

My piece will be the cereal bowl.

My ex sister-in-law demanded this as her entrance theme as Maid of Honor.  I fought the law but the law won.

In the night in my dreams I'm in love with you.

I enjoyed that the temporary group leader Glenn spent most of his episode in-charge in a fight with his significant other.  Ahhh themes.

LUV IT IR LEAVE IT

"Where's Frasier?"

I was pleased at how quickly it resolved the Merle/Daryl Tom Sawyer/N-Word Jim adventure.  I thought that was going to be a 4 episode arc where they go off and meet boring people and debate the pro/cons of life.  One fight later and Daryl tells him off with Merle running into the action to save Malaria Rick.

I originally read this as 
"Aziz Ansari convinced us to give up on 'this week on The A.V. Club' "

Push the Iron Islands beneath the waves.  Thanks.

So fucking swole.

My love of liquor in plastic bottles finally won't shame me!

My love of liquor in plastic bottles finally won't shame me!

I don't have time for this.

*grumbles and flips through endings for best one, then backtracks to figure out what he did wrong*

I enjoyed him and the weird dutch-elm disease on half his hair.