This doesn't bode well for Jonathan Lipnicki

This doesn't bode well for Jonathan Lipnicki

The Navy just assumes it's some kind of "period" thing.

The Navy just assumes it's some kind of "period" thing.

Couldn't they explain it as Charlize has been using magic to artificially keep herself beautiful or something?

Couldn't they explain it as Charlize has been using magic to artificially keep herself beautiful or something?

I'd swap out BPRD for Hellboy, personally.

I'd swap out BPRD for Hellboy, personally.

I remember trying to count how old I'd be when the clock struck twelve in the year 2G.

I remember trying to count how old I'd be when the clock struck twelve in the year 2G.

There should be some snorting laughter in there, but otherwise it's pitch-perfect.

There should be some snorting laughter in there, but otherwise it's pitch-perfect.

Maybe Alison Brie has a low sex drive.

Maybe Alison Brie has a low sex drive.

That place is like a graveyard of AV club users.  Except IdiotKing.

That place is like a graveyard of AV club users.  Except IdiotKing.

It's only playing in LA and NYC.

It's only playing in LA and NYC.

Once I heard Jim and Pam's first child's name, I knew I would hate Pam afterward.  I was correct.  I still watch the show, but now it's more like holding the hand of a dying cancer patient.

Once I heard Jim and Pam's first child's name, I knew I would hate Pam afterward.  I was correct.  I still watch the show, but now it's more like holding the hand of a dying cancer patient.