You would more than likely need a shovel and a medium at this point. So I guess get steppin over to Home Depot and get Patricia Arquette on the horn while you're at it.

Quebec lost theirs and it's gotta chap their French-asses when they see the Coyotes win a Stanley Cup.

Then what the hell is Pennsylvania?

I still don't see the point in anything regarding this person. I've seen this movie before, I know how it ends and it looks like it's going to end soon.

Nope. You aren't the only one.

You said I was mad..MAD to keep on buying hard copies of music. Well, WHO'S laughing now as they take all your precious music away from the interwebs!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING SITE KNOCKING ME OUT AGAIN!!!! Every day I have to log back in 3-5 times.

Why do I have a feeling that actual Satanists will be more pissed off about this than anybody???

Woah……um…….yeah, I can't tell ya how many times I almost cut my dick off before jumping off a building. I can say that it's less than seven…….but more than three.

Axe Cop: Loved the comic……….the TV show not so much.

Ok, literally was listening to the nerdist podcast with Tenacious D today and they talked about this very same thing.

I mean, there's never a GOOD time to be accused of mouth and butt fucking of a minor after getting him blitzed on coke and booze, but having this come up just before your summer blockbuster is set to be released……..

Well………that some bad timing.

I'm happy to see that movie finally getting some love from the world.

I agree!!! I remember asking myself that question as well.

"Like the 2009 reboot of Friday The 13th, the new Friday The 13th reboot will also be produced through Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes…."

True, a lot are but there's a big difference between taking parts of something and throwing it into something else for it to become a different thing whereas keeping the title, characters and most of the content is lazy and UN-inspired and it dilutes the original.

You might have to punch your 15 year old niece in the face.

That movie needed a lez scene with Lily Taylor and Catherine Zeta-Jones…….they even hinted at it but didn't follow through.

Dear God I forgot about that…………now I hate it even more.