Mmm.
I help anyone I catch listening to and claiming to enjoy Das Racist by informing them of the existence of Reggie Watts. I figure it's like a public service or civic duty or something.

Huh
"Even Viorel's rifle comes together piece by piece by piece, firing pins first, before it goes off about halfway through."

Yeah Ziggy was ok.

The man said if you wanna shoot nails this here's the Cadillac. He mean Lexus but he ain't know it.

Oh, and: free Snoop. Seriously.

I'm a Baltimore resident. I'm rewatching season one right now for the first time since moving here three years ago, and McNulty's accent really is jarringly bad. Especially compared to Idris Elba's fucking amazing accent.

Scruffy hears you. Scruffy don't care.

Hooray! Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

Professor, my Fry fro's frizzy.

That's so plausible I can hardly believe it!

Best Lisa lines:

Immigants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.