But then who would be in Bad News Bears?!?!?

Man Bites Dog and Zelig were two movies that I can't believe didn't make the list! Both could easily be mistaken for actual documentaries if you weren't privy to the joke.

Puns, puns, puns. Sometimes it seems like you just have tooooooo many puns!

I agree with you with the conviction of seven Arabian Princes. You guys can shit on John Williams all you want for his lack of subtlety, but you cannot honestly tell me that he hasn't written a hefty percentage of the best film scores ever. If we're going to knock on him for being bombastic why not Ennio Morricone for…

Rich Girl is a great one that most people forget about!! Hall and Oates (No, Holland was his first name, Oates was his last name) is one of those groups that I listen to a ton in the car by myself but probably wouldn't mention it to a large group of strangers.

Al Green is in there somewhere. Maybe the Archbishop…

Hairy Twatter and the Deathly Swallows

I think you guys are giving QT way too much credit for Death Proof. The first half of that movie to me felt like Tarantino trying too hard to be Tarantino (which has been my biggest problem with his movies since Jackie Brown). He's become this self parody who throws those gratuitous dialogue scenes in because he…

Fairly immaculate firstie if you ask me!

Oh shit yeah!! The one where he dies and they go to his funeral and you think they're going to a kid's birthday party but it's just Dr. Cox deluding himself. That one is almost as sad as the Futurama episode about Fry's dog.

As a fellow former a cappella group member, I can say that a cappella groups are almost as lame and nerdy as posting on a website called The A.V. Club. So take that everyone!!

Every movie that I've seen him in where I haven't thought "damn that guy really sucks" (The Daparted, Boogie Nights, I Heart Huckabees, and maybe Three Kings) I feel like it's been a case of the really great cast rubbing off on him. I really think he's a shitty actor who's lucky enough to work with great actors and…

He's gotten a deserved rap these days for being a smug, self-righteous douche but I used to watch Even Stevens on Disney when I was a kid and dammit if he wasn't hilarious in that show.

2 good ones no one's mentioned:

Career Highlights?
How are 4 Super Bowl Rings not a highlight of his career?

Does anybody want a banger in the mouth?

Taste the happy Michael!!

That's a funny name - magazine!

I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this too. I can't ever keep up with who everyone hates on the AVC at any given moment but the Chilis? Really? Sure a lot of their early stuff is bullshit but Under the Bridge has got to be one of the best songs of the 90s and By the Way might be one of my 10 favorite albums track…

I thought Romance and Cigarettes was the sequel to Theodore Rex…