Love me some Bob Ross. He's gone from YouTube, but - shhhh - you can watch all of seasons 15 & 16 for free on the Chinese video-sharing site YouKu.

WEEPING CAMELS and FRUIT BATS both had me, well, weeping. I can almost see FRUIT BATS becoming a real movie. WEEPING CAMELS, not so much, but the idea of being forced to butt-hump to make a camel laugh is killing me.

Neverinero!

DOGPILE ON GWINNETT!

I'm eagerly awaiting season 3's recaps, because that's when I think the show started to pick up steam in earnest…but it's still gonna be fun to read the recaps of these early shows.

I got tears in my eyes just reading these comments about Charlotte's Web. And definitely second the emotion on Where the Red Fern Grows. We read that aloud in 4th grade in class, taking turns, and I don't remember who had to read the death scene but I remember the entire class crying.

oh well
Law and Order's been dead to me since Jerry Orbach passed away, anyway.

I never saw it but the commercials looked fucking dire.

I read that somewhere too, Lincolns Revenge - also seem to recall reading that the main reason Rajskub left the show was that her relationship with Cross ended badly.

I caught this on cable a few months ago and didn't hate it. It definitely has its moments.

I laughed
The descriptor of Jim Carrey as a "rubber-faced fartsmith" is so hilariously appropriate and I'm totally stealing it.

"I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"

John Waters without a sense of humor or self-awareness. That should sum it up.

um…
If that promo picture at the top of the review is an actual still from the movie, Jesus Christ. At first I thought Tobias just took a picture of Brendan Fraser and intentionally sloppily Photoshopped in the animals around him, because they look like shit.

Here's my understanding: Yale Lohan is kidnapped and tortured. Then we cut to a Lohan being found on the side of the road, mutilated, and are meant to believe that's Yale Lohan, but it's actually Skank Lohan? And Yale Lohan is still with the torturer til the end of the film, when Skank Lohan finds and rescues her?
I…

My stepmom used to buy me only caffeine-free Diet Coke. Because she hated me, I guess.

I was in a bar last week and watched a guy approach a 20-something girl reading a book. (Why she was reading in a bar is beyond me, but anyway.) He said something along the lines of "I love smart girls who read," and the girl smiled, all flattered, and held up the book. It was Twilight: New Moon. The guy did not stick…

RANDALL!! TIME TO PAY….YOUR HALF OF THE UTILITIES!!

I'M OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEERE

this was some solid ron howard hate.
Thought Amelie wrote it for a second there.