yeah
Getting in on the hate for the "Swagger Wagon" ads.

Who doesn't like License to Drive?

Scurrilous, I thought her acting paid the bills for her parents all those years - somehow I don't see them returning the favor now. If anything, she has to buy THEIR blow, and that's why she's going broke. That and the whole getting-fired-from-every-job-she's-landed-in-the-last-3-years thing, anyway.

Daddy, he's hi-LARIOUS.

Zap Rowsdower!

I love genealogy
Because I am a nerd.

When I say Paul I mean Paula, of course. Sorry, Latin Songgoat Lady!

Wait…Latin? Are you referring to Paul? I think she's Syrian. Do like the "songgoat" thing though.

Fact:
there are no good John Mayer songs.

Sure! And our honeymoon can be lying around getting baked while playing Dr. Mario and listening to 40 Oz. to Freedom. Just like high school!

I have a soft spot for Everclear, mostly because of (probably misplaced) nostalgia for my high school years. I remember listening to Sparkle and Fade in the backseat of my mom's Chevy station wagon, moving half-way across the country (Detroit to Boston) in between 7th and 8th grades. A good soundtrack for wistfully…

I thought the entire "nightmare descent" phrase was what was being trademarked.

confession:
When I was 16 and a total stoner dickwad, I loved Sublime. I want to stress I was NOT a hippie, just a generalized dumbass.

Aosuke, does your wife hail from somewhere in Asia, or did she pick up a taste for the fruit here in the US (where I presume you're from - sorry if I'm wrong)? I know some foods are acquired tastes, but sounds like this one is pretty extreme.

I have eaten durian candy.
It did not taste like any of these horrifying descriptors. It was sweet. I actually had no idea that durian was a horrifying rotting death-fruit until this taste-test. Hmm!

But I might also be thinking of Tina Yothers, because I do get them mixed up.

I thought Candace Cameron was a TOTALLY BAD-ASS ROCKER??!!!! At least that's what I recall from some episode of VH1's "Where Are They Now?" from 8 years ago. I guess her brother didn't want her left behind and convinced her to leave the evil, evil world of rock and/or roll.

I guess as long as you're both OK with it, that's what counts. My boyfriend and I aren't embarrassed by our poos, but we don't exactly call each other into the bathroom to admire a turd, either. Just an understanding that poo happens.
One of my closest friends and his wife, however, are completely poo-taboo. He has…

For some reason, I thought AngryPaw was saying that Shelley Winters sings in the Black Eyed Peas video above (which I didn't watch), and I thought he was either cleverly alluding to Fergie's old plastic surgery face, or implying that he huffs glue and thinks at Zombie Shelley Winters has risen from the dead to…

I can't see Apatow producing anything like this, though. He has definitely produced some cinematic turds, but they aren't anywhere near the level of Vardalos' bland-to-execrable rom-coms.