I also hate John Corbett, but have never really been to articulate my reasons. He just gives off an aura, a miasma of douchebaggery. He may be a perfectly nice gentleman, but who knows?
Also, doesn't he do the voiceovers for the Applebees ads? That alone deserves a bit of hate.

Hey, I do that. I just don't do it online.

You mean it's not me noggin, it's me peepers?

What, Rosie O'Donnell's ass crammed into leather dominatrix gear didn't please you?

wait.
Is it "pablum" or "pabulum"? I've been spelling it pablum all these years. Shit!

MTV's press release
"It represents a new visually defined MTV, stimulating its past, present and future and embracing it's diversity."

Old Channing "Boiled Wang" Tatum
It's nice that he was candid enough to share his horrifying tale of burned genitals, but now it's all I can think of when I hear his name. Still, before the boiled hot dog story, I didn't even know who he was, so I guess any publicity is good publicity after all.

You threw up in your mouth a little? It's like you're eating Taco Bell already!
Seriously though, there's one like 2 miles from my house and I've made many a post-party sojourn for their terrible-but-delicious nachos and crunchy tacos. I like real Mexican food too, but Taco Bell satisfies.

I guess it's that specific so people don't get excited/apprehensive every time he just, like, leaves the room or something. His return from DEATH is the only one that matters.

Man, Kirk beat me to the "SIGH…onions" thing! By about 40 minutes. I just get so excited when I see Johnny Longbow's name in print! Now why hasn't that fine actor been in anything else?!

Pentagon Spokesperson,
Sounds delightful! But only if we exchange bland witticisms over the food, a la the commercials. I cannot wait to marvel at how many options are on the soup, salad and breadsticks special!!

I've never actually seen a colostomy bag, but I have to think it looks at least a little like this.

I grew up on Joint Reserve Bases, and I've seen them called PX, BX, and just to keep things fresh, PX/BX. Liquor stores are always "Class 6", at least in my experience.

yummm
When my sister joined the Army in '93, they gave her an MRE to take home and sample - to frighten her? I don't know how they thought it would be an incentive for anything, except to go AWOL. Anyway, it was horrendous, and I'm somehow heartened to hear they haven't gotten any better in 17 years. Why should…

I read that as JAMES Franco for some reason, and was really confused that he'd be on Runway or Idol, but decided it was another of his odd, performance-arty acting decisions, like being on that soap opera.

Why did the idea of fish diabetes make me laugh so hard? I don't know, but thanks for that.

I read "Hop-Frog" when I was about 9 and was terrified of all little people for some time as a result. Now I know the error of my ways; sorry, little people - please don't dress me as an orangutan and set me on fire.

Yeah, dogs like to bury old junk.

I watched my friend chug a terrible home-made martini, chase it with two tacos from Taco Bell, and barf it all up in the sink.

Aw, man, look at him! He's giving it away for free!