This made me laugh really hard for some reason. Either Letterman's really bad these days, or your grandmother's funeral was totally awesome. I have no personal knowledge of what either experience is like, so I don't know.

Yeah, Jorge Von Salsa versus Chico Von Guacamole is the Spanish-Colonial smackdown we're all waiting to see.

Wait, wait. Lopez punched out Mencia? How did I miss this? My opinion of Lopez just improved exponentially.

I would take 2001 over GI Joe any day. But my mother-in-law also got us Predator, which is awesomely terrible to the point of awesomeness again, so it sort of makes up for it.

Sucks. RIP, Jay.

Nope, promise it was GI Joe. She has some odd tastes.

I also watched this on purpose
My mother-in-law got us a Blu-Ray player for Xmas, which we were psyched about, but she also bought this movie on Blu-Ray, because she loved it and assumed we would too. Don't know why she thought this, but we most certainly didn't enjoy it. It was really loud and really dumb. That…

I like that the spammer bothered to register for an account to spam us. Doesn't sonyacade13 know about our proud AV Club tradition of unregistered, anonymous spammers???!!!

Kristen Stewart had zero screen presence in Adventureland, just the same pouty, heavy-lidded apathy I see in the Twilight trailers. Just one of the many reasons I don't want to take part in any of the Twilight franchise.

Agreed. I fucking HATE the Black Eyed Peas (I know, I know, everyone here does), and I even liked their parts of this thing. I'm just a sucker for mashups in general; I love Girl Talk's stuff, though I know a lot of people don't like it.

Also, "We could name him Shannon! Shannon Wilson Bell!"

I had no patience whatsoever for The Incredibly Strange Creatures… with or without MST3K commentary, and I usually find their commentary makes everything better. There just wasn't any MOVIE there, just an endless parade of terrible musical acts intercut with that gypsy with the bad accent.

Best: rotisserie/convection oven, which I didn't even ask for, but my mom noticed me coveting hers every time I go to her house. Worst: shockingly, nothing. No bad gifts this year. Weirdest: a Victorian-era stereoscope that was in our living room growing up, along with all the slides (mostly boring landscapes and…

Yeah…steer clear of CAPE FEAR JDB. Death by garroting is not a win. Stick with WALKING TALL for sure.

I mean, any idiot dog can make a lamp, right? Idiot dogs take shop.

isn't a Morgan a breed of horse?
And Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse, isn't that what everyone says? HAHAHAHA ugh I can't figure out a way to make that into a joke.

It just makes me think of Josh's agent on 30 Rock, in the episode where Josh tried to play hardball and renegotiate his contract. "Schedge" for "schedule" and all that.

Every time I see Stabler on-screen I yell "DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE FOUR KIDS" because the one episode of SVU I sat all the way through, he alluded to (or directly mentioned) being a father like 19 times. If there's more to the guy's character development than that, I've never seen it.

I have gotten email invites from a classmate to join classmates.com. Never mind that said classmate is dead. I think he's just trying to lure me there to get my personal info so he can eat my brains. (And sign me up for Reservation Rewards to debit $10 from my checking account every month.)

I totally believe in dragons now!