We're thinking outside the box here, people

Ow!

Yeah, like Nascar uniforms. Just cover every inch of the chef's coat with a logo for Velveeta or Bertolli or whatever.

You can take pictures at some museums. I took lots of pictures of paintings I loved at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York last year.

All I could think of was The Simpsons' "lobster stuffed with tacos," which is still one of my favorite bits.

JVS, I hope that's actually a True Future Wikipedia Quote. I have my fingers crossed.

ALL RIIIIIGHT!!! Finally I can get that uggbootpolohoodiejacket I've been waiting for. This thing reads like a Nigerian scam letter.

I didn't think she "left" My So-Called Life so much as it got cancelled by the network. Maybe my recollection of that is just wrong.

Eh, Arsenio, how many people are lucky to go out on a high note, famous or not? If I die on the way home tonight, it'll be as a shipping clerk and part-time college student who enjoys sudoku. SNOOORRRRRE

Aprons only cover the front. You should still be able to see the ass.

I read that it was for charity. Seriously. I'm not sure in what sense throwing a ham at someone constitutes charity, except that seeing that video has made so many people happy, which is sort of charitable in its own way.

Zac Efron
"[His] chemistry with Danes is nonexistent; he seems infinitely more enamored of his image in any reflective surface than in his ostensible love interest."

I was wondering the same thing. Didn't he die like a year and a half ago? This thing must have been shelved for a while.

I tried to watch "1000 Ways to Die" and gave up after about 3 minutes. I am definitely not the target demographic.

Why am I the only person laughing at "Victayback Oystershucker"? That shit is funny!

$10 for north Texas, unless you go during a weekday matinee.

He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, it's Dos Equis.

I love Charlie unabashedly. Even though he huffs glue and eats cat food, I think he's adorable. He's terribly misguided in his attempts to court the waitress, and borderline retarded in general, but he's the only character who ever has even a glimmer of conscience, which makes him so much more likable.

I think Groening has disregarded any criticism of The Simpsons since he stumbled on snpp.com in its early days and read the petty sniping of insignificant continuity errors in each episode. (And this during the universally-agreed-on golden years of the show's run, when it was beloved by critics and fans alike.)…

I am loving "GastrognomeTM."