I only follow "Shit My Dad Says." I feel I'm better off that way.

For some reason, the word "mongoloid" cracks me up every time. Especially when it's attached to the likes of Guy Fieri.

I loved that line too.

I've been sitting here since last season thinking they were setting up Holly to be Michael's long term thing, but she hasn't come back at all. I guess it really was just a short guest spot, all internet rumors to the contrary notwithstanding. Then again, I did just read that Amy Ryan just gave birth to a baby a few…

I really enjoyed the B-story, light as it was. The strain in both Dwight's and Andy's grins as they struggled to make good with each other over and over was priceless. I have relatives who are pathologically avoidant of "owing anything to anyone" and jump through hoops to even scores that are only slightly less…

I agree with Blick - I thought the coal walk at the end of season 3 was the shift toward Pam's newfound independence. She had been building up to a more assertive attitude all season, but Beach Day found her actually changing her attitude and going after what she wanted in life instead of being a passive wallflower. I…

I was sort of drunk when I watched last night so I was afraid my hysterically delighted reaction to Charlie's ad had more to do with beer than the ad's content. But hearing people's favorite moments reminds me of the stuff I was laughing at so hard, so I plan to rewatch sober just to see it again.

Well, that settles it. Any movie where "America's #1 Pop Star" tears off her panties for old-ass has-been Dolph Lundgren is a film I need to see.

Wow, I never would've guessed she was a natural blonde. Not because she's Latina, but because the dark hair looks so good on her. Then again, she's hot, so pretty much any hair color would be fine.

I hate Van Praagh with a violent passion.
Like, even more than I hate John Edward. I'm not sure why he inspires so much more vitriol from me. Maybe it's the mustache.

Uh, that movie actually sounds really good to me. And by "really good" I mean "awful, but really entertaining." Hammer, have you been fortunate enough to see it yet?

What the hell is this, some kind of tube?

"I love you forever" was reprinted in my social psychology II textbook. It was odd, to say the least.

ugh
Who proudly name-drops having worked on Night at the Museum and Cheaper by the Dozen?!

There's a great vegan restaurant in Fort Worth called Spiral Diner. They recently opened a 2nd location in Dallas. You'd think opening a vegan place in Cowtown would be a disaster, but they are really successful, and the food is pretty awesome.

They haven't been dressing the female hosts well at all this season. Poor Padma has been crammed into unattractive outfits the whole time (I'm looking at YOU, peach pantsuit). I know she's pregnant, but there are attractive maternity clothes out there. And Gail seems to get short shrift in the wardrobe department just…

Yeah, Lisa was most definitely a case of producers overriding the judges' wishes and keeping a contestant on because viewers loved to hate her. I remember her being occasionally adequate but usually awful, but her personality was so repellent that she made for really good reality TV.

Swanky Modes -
When you say "lifelong vegetarian," do you literally mean since birth? I know that is a stupid question, but I find that really interesting. Most vegetarians/vegans I know made the decision in their teens or young adulthood. What was it like to be a vegetarian kid?

Also, Farley was beloved by many and no one has ever liked David Spade. Not even his mom. (Probably.)

Both were designed by manatees picking random beach balls.