I'm not a plagiarist! I'm just a REALLY conformist writer.

No.

BE LIKE BOY! BE LIKE BOY!

"Conifer-mist" made me giggle for some reason.

Lileks, Neil Patrick Harris AND Joel McHale? Now I definitely have to get these.

I have re-read "Mind Over Matters" and "Movie Megacheese" so many times I've committed most of them to memory. He needs to write a new non-fiction book so I can laugh out loud again, the way I did when I first read those.

NIGHT TRAAAAAAIN/
TO DROP THE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP OFF

So, do you open your presents on Christmas Eve, or Christmas morning?

I liked both Trace and Bill as Crow, but I definitely preferred Bill's approach. His Crow was always a little angrier, more unhinged, more prone to funny rages, where Trace's Crow was more doofy and sort of a dingbat. I prefer angry funny.

Oops! Yes, it was "HUTHUTHUTHUT". We also owned the "HIKEHIKE" version later, but were too old to try to annoy my stepmom anymore (at least not by doing that).

The only thing I remember about TECMO is my little brother playing it just to make the players say "BLUE 22. BLUE 22. HIKE HIKE HIKE HIKE HIKE HIKE HIKE HIKE" ad nauseum until my stepmom would yell at us.

I swore I saw her fish lips in an ad for a TNT TV series, but it turns out it's some other fish-lipped lady named Mary McCormack. Oops!

Trust me, warmotor, the two are not mutually exclusive.

I don't mind "offensive" humor at all. I'll go with you to an Anal Cunt show any day, and I'll never cringe at Metalocalypse's gory jokes. Offensive material doesn't bother me. Unfunny material does. I liked Family Guy before it was originally canceled because, as has been pointed out, it mixed its shock humor with…

I thought the end was a little weak after such a great buildup, but this was a great episode all the same. The one-man-show sketch in particular was hilarious; I don't normally laugh out loud when I'm by myself, even if something's pretty funny, but I caught myself laughing at that sketch. Mostly because I have had…

I like the review's note that Whitaker plays a "sad-eyed" gambling addict, as if he had a choice. Dude has a face like Eeyore. He can't HELP but be sad-eyed.

When we were in my early 20s, while watching an episode of the Daily Show, my ex turned to me in shock and said "All these people are Jewish!" While I tried to figure out best to say "No shit," he went silent for a minute and then said "IT'S LIKE *ALL* COMEDIANS ARE JEWISH! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!!"
Sigh.

SWARTZWELDER! The hermit himself. Yes please.

I remember being really critical of Berg's style, not so much the humor but the art itself. He could never draw a person with the same features from panel to panel - their heads were always changing shape and features were sliding around on their faces. He was especially bad at depicting shock, unfortunate since his…

This is the '70s-est cast I've ever seen. Nielson! Hutton! Knievel! Uh…Gifford! ALL ON ONE SILVER SCREEN!!!!