Dial Tone?
DIAL TONE?? Wow, way to strike terror into the hearts of the enemy with your codename, there.

Who are already a bizarro version of regular kids.

Nora Ephron sucks. I'm sorry, but I don't have a way with words.

I think Gawker had an article about food bloggers despising the film and, by extension, the blogger depicted in it. They are not fond of Julie Powell.

The boyfriend has been eagerly anticipating Basterds for months already and I'm really hoping he's not disappointed. Me, I'm not as attached to Tarantino - his movies are fun but I think they're more built for a Male Dork sensibility. I, as a Female Dork, enjoy them, but not with the same intensity. Maybe that's just…

I have it on good authority (millions of drippy fanfictions) that Sonic the Hedgehog is more than capable of love. He loves Tails, and he loves…uh…whoever the girl hedgehog is, if there is one, and he loves Dr. Robotnik, and he loves whoever the hell else features in the franchise.

Every time I see him I think he's Andy Richter, just for a moment.

I love it too. I don't bother to watch many shows when they originally air, because I hate commercials and would rather what a recording where I can fast-forward, but I'm willing to put up with ads for this one. I hope it lasts but I'm not really convinced it will.

mbs, I'm beginning to think you've seen every movie ever made.

Hey, Reinhold was funny in Arrested Development - but more as a punchline than as an actual comedic actor, so I guess you have a point.

mbs - genuinely sorry to hear that your granddad is so sick, but the football terminology made me laugh. When my grandfather was terminally ill and slipped into dementia, he could say things that made us laugh in spite of ourselves. Once he said he needed to get dressed because he was late for the Last Supper. Yes,…

Oh man, "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" and "Catherine Moves On." Special highlights in a season full of them.

If a movie's premise and/or promotional material interests me, I'll probably see it no matter what, yeah. When I read reviews it's for good old schadenfreude: if it gets a poor grade, I'm going to read the review to bask in the often-hilarious negativity.

Agreed.

I guess I'm not the Entourage target demographic, because I tried to watch that sorry-ass turd of a show and it blows. What a boring, boring, boring vacuum of suckiness.

I love Apatow and have seen all his movies during their original theatrical run (remarkable considering I very rarely go to the movies, just wait til the HBO/DVD release), but I don't know about this one. I feel like Apatow's films have a tendency to drag in the middle at the expense of comedy, and I'm afraid with…

"THERE'S TOO MANY FARTS IN THIS ENGINE"

Loved the Sweatpants sketch. Answering the phone: "SWEATPANTS! ALL WE SELL IS…IS SWEATPANTS [hysterical sobbing]."

Cucumbers? How many do you have??

All I know of Schaeffer is what Gawker thinks of him, which, as Sheltie pointed out, isn't a hell of a lot. He comes off as a desperate, narcissistic douche, but he's got a TV deal, so I guess he's made his despicableness (despicability? despicaciousness? despicacity?) work for him. Unfortunately.