I thought Upright Citizens Brigade made up "testicular feminization." Huh.

I'm waiting to hear an anecdote about Gregory Peck on acid, so I have one more reason to love the man.

Yeah, once I read Rabin's second paragraph, all I could think was, "I wanted to be Samantha from Bewitched. The closest I got was being married to a gay guy for 3 years."

Thanks for the clarification. I'm not being snarky, that actually is helpful information - I didn't realize it wasn't a phosphorescent screen. I still wouldn't spend $359 on it, but it's cooler now, nonetheless.

I was happier when I thought it was Enrique.

Eww, that just reminds me of the cheeseburger-in-a-can taste test. Didn't they boil the whole damn can directly in water because they didn't have a double boiler?

I think some of the impressions are emailed later, but a lot of the quotes are off-the-cuff back-and-forth. Remember, most of these people are WRITERS. Clever ones at that.

I'm sorry, but no one can properly perform Werewolves of London except Mr. Zevon, and since he's left us, that means no more performances of it ever. Sandler's wasn't ear-bleedingly bad, but that's no excuse.

I have no idea. I was sounding it out phonetically, as I guess you were.

As someone who is forced to watch SNAPPED seemingly every time she goes to her mom's house, thanks for the laugh, OTP.

Lili Taylor is shpedoinkle in pretty much anything, really.

Yeah, Karatloz, my aforementioned first love was two years younger than me. Not such a big deal now, but when we were in high school it was…awkward. Lucky he had cool parents.

My first love was a high school classmate with whom I shared this insane, electric chemistry. Unfortunately we were a terrible couple; we brought out the worst in each other's personalities when stressed or angry. We lasted on and off for 7 years before we gave up the ghost. At least we really were able to stay…

I love Say Anything…, and own it on VHS (don't make fun of me, I bought it eons ago). But when I watch it now, I'm struck by how wooden Ione Skye is. She looks the part, and the script is skillfully written to make her a 3-dimensional character, but Ione speaks so slowly and clumsily that she sounds like she drank a…

It sounds like I've found a use for my tax refund money!

Oh, why oh why did I read Breathed's note about Opus' fate? Now I cry.

Yep, seen it. It's real. And very sad.

Just more reasons to like Ripert, as if we needed any.

Unfortunately, I was a dance-hall whore before we married, so I have no marketable skills. Well, except for dance-hall whoring. Let's build us a saloon and watch the money roll in. We can name it after little Buttsex.

You have an impostor?