Karatloz, just out of curiosity, did you get your hair cut like mine or something? There's something so familiar about your photo.

Banned in DC - yeah, I think it was Karatloz or something.

The Postman is terrible. But it's FUN terrible.

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Sorry to bum you out, Hoodwink. If I knew how to draw an ASCII cat to cheer you up I would. Unless that would bum you out worse.

That's OK. Our fake internet marriage is strong. I know we can survive this. We just have to find an Indian now and trick him out of some ammo.

I'm the same way, Chico. My cat was a stray, but that doesn't make him any less worth saving than a purebred Manx or whatever the hell people pay big money for in the cat world. I'd pony up as much as I had to if I thought it'd save his life.

I know, dingdon. That story freaked me out too.

I had the purple Popple too! They must've got a good deal on itcy purple fake fur and made a larger run of those. That's the only color people seem to remember.

JVS, THAT is a movie I would pay to see. I'm giving you the greenlight on this one. Production starts in some ridiculously lavish remote location in 3 weeks, so get your stuff together.

OH MY GOD AND IT STARS TAWNY KITAEN

I did not want to believe you, but according to imdb, there was indeed a Ouija movie. Please tell me that Parker Brothers were financial backers of this picture.

Sounds sort of Wonder Showzen-y. If that's the route they actually take, I will definitely see this movie, but I'm sure they won't.

Oh no! The wagon got stuck in the mud and we lost half our supplies! And 3 of our oxen!

It's acceptable not to praise someone's food if you just don't like it, even if he or she is a highly respected chef. However, contestants in a cooking competition who are ordered to perform a task need to give it their all and mask that lack of enthusiasm. If you can't muster up the energy to try to make good food,…

That bothered me a little too.

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Never would've thought the Chicken Lady would grow on me so much, but there it is. As long as she stays away from the Age-of-Aquarius blather and sticks to making solid dishes, she's A-OK in my book. At least she doesn't seem bored.

cybersybil, I'm starting to think we ARE the same person, 'cause I'm looking at a pile of old Cramps tapes right now.

For some reason, when I read John C McGinley, I kept thinking John C Reilly, and the cognitive disconnect was nearly overwhelming.

Thanks, wallflower. I wouldn't worry too much about 80s Guy - his crippling boneitis will fell him before he can hurt me.